Cinco De Who Cares

pexels-photo-110854.jpegThe Day is May 5th, And many illegals and other Douche bags alike are busy celebrating Cinco De Mayo. You idiots can keep your stupid hats and your terrible booze. meanwhile, I’ll be honoring a true American. On this day in 1961 From Cape Canaveral, Florida, Navy Commander Alan Bartlett Shepard Jr. was launched into space aboard the Freedom 7 space capsule, becoming the first American astronaut to travel into space. The suborbital flight, which lasted 15 minutes and reached a height of 116 miles into the atmosphere, was a major triumph for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).

That’s right holmes. So go ahead and throw back another Tequila, And hit on that Maria girl with the mustache. you may have forgotten about Commander Shepard, But I haven’t! So Thank you, Sir. you’ve done a great honor for your Country.

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