Micheal Moore Can Shove It!

Documentary filmmaker And worlds first talking hemorrhoid Micheal Moore made a statement on Twitter Saturday.

“Happy 200th Birthday Karl Marx! You believed that everyone should have a seat at the table & that the greed of the rich would eventually bring us all down. You believed that everyone deserves a slice of the pie. You knew that the super wealthy were out to grab whatever they could” 1:32 PM – 5 May 2018

I for one am sick and tired of Hollywood douchebags trying to push communist ideals in our faces. So here is my letter to him.

Dear Commie lover,

Please do America a favor. Pound some sand! We Americans love our constitutional republic and don’t need your Marxist garbage here. Capitalism is amazing. You should know. You are in fact a multi-millionaire. If you truly believe that your commie idol was right then why haven’t you spread out your wealth? Come on Jabba why can’t I have a slice of that pie?  Just saying, Also It looks like you’ve had a few too many pies. In case you are not aware capitalism has pulled more people out of poverty than any other economic system. You might have known that if you had spent more time reading, And less time pounding cheeseburgers. So we the American people would like to tell you to shut the hell up. And also you might want to try some Botox on your neck. Seriously dude, It looks like a nutsack.

Real Americans.


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