Trumptastic

You can like him or you can hate him, but nothings gonna change the fact that Donald J Trump is YOUR president. So buck up buttercup cause you still got at least a few more years of it. Want some free advice, Stop your bitchin. seriously knock it off! I swear all I have to do is think the name trump and a lefty melts. question, has the world exploded yet? Last I checked its still here. Glad too cause I’ve been saving up for a new truck, And all these tax changes are really helping out. would be a shame if the nuclear winter set in.

U6SuIrvCome on admit it. Your just mad cause the crook didn’t win. Guess what. No amount of your riots in the streets, your walkouts, And your pussy hat parades can change the fact that Hillary Clinton is a criminal. and by far the worst candidate to ever run for office. What the left can’t seem to understand is that the more they RESIST the more they alienate the rest. so many Americans fall somewhere in the middle. yet they have created an environment so toxic that the second they speak up they are tarred and feathered.

Last year Kanye was their golden boy. the man was a genius, right? well as of last week he’s been labeled alt-right, And apparently being black is a state of character and has nothing to do with the level of melanin in your skin. That’s the core of the issue there. you speak up to the left….and NAZI NAZI NAZI. These are the same people who call Ben Shapiro a Nazi…..yeah this guy… `171020_ntl_ben_shapiro_1240_16x9_992

Did you notice the Yamaka? keep it up, And your gonna have a second term. Its gonna happen. oh and guess what?  THERE IS NO COLLISION. no matter how many porn stars you parade in front of us. when half the American people voted for trump we knew what baggage that came with. middle America is tired of being called racist, tired of being called dumb, and tired of baby-faced gender confused punks telling us how to think.

So here’s my warning to you. so long as you try and indoctrinate my children with your gender spectrum. so long as you force Christian bakers to support gay marriage. so long as try and censer my speech and try to take my guns, and try and force us all pay into your healthcare. we will be there at the polls pulling that lever for every candidate that keeps you in your cry closets. one thing for certain. The day will come when you pull your mama’s titty out of your mouth And wipe the milk from your peach fuzz. You gonna look back and see how asine you’ve been. That is of course if the Tide pods haven’t killed you yet. Oh, and by the way MAGA bitches!

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Woman Are Weak!

Yes, I said it. I’m a jerk, A sexist pig. Hear me out, though. I’m not saying I hate women, and I’m not saying men are better. I’m just implying that we live in a society that tells kids that they can be anything they want when they grow up. Hate to break it to you. Life doesn’t work that way.

 

 A woman plays an important rule in society. No, I’m not talking about Suzy homemaker. Women play vital roles in society. Without them, the fabric that holds it all together would split, leaving us in despair. However, I do believe that there are certain aspects of the workforce than those of the female persuasion shouldn’t be.

 

I‘m talking of course about physical jobs. Some of which are very important. It’s sad that in today’s society that we need to remind people that there is a physical difference between a man and a woman. Look, I’m sorry, but I have science on my side. All it takes is a bit of research, and you can find the data to back me up. For example. Look to see the high jump records from the Olympics. The men’s record holder is Javier Sotomayor his record high jump was an astonishing 8ft and some change. Now if we compare that to the women’s record holder Stefka Kostadinova whose record stands at 6 ft 10in

 

I’m not saying she’s, not an extraordinary athlete, cause she is.I‘m implying that this correlation applies across the spectrum. Even amongst the average person. If you were to look into the stats of let’s say high school students, you would see the same gap. Heck, look at the 100 meters. The men record holder is Usain Bolt with a 9.58-second record. Again, let us look at the woman’s record held by Florence Griffith-Joyner at 10.49-seconds. Now I will admit that I couldn’t even do that. But her record wouldn’t have earned her a spot in the top 25 of the men’s sprinters.

 

 Allow me to get to the point. This correlation is in our very DNA, And when you apply it to real-world situations like to say… A female police officer it could have deadly consequences. Question folks whom here has ever seen Cops? Have you ever seen some drugged up S.O.B. being forced to the ground? How many cops did it take? This is one example of many. Yes, I understand that you may have seen a woman cop or two that could kick some real ass. But that’s the exception, not the rule. On many occasions, I’ve seen some little 5-foot lady cop who weighs 100 lbs soaking wet. I don’t care how much training you have, she will have one hell of a fight taking down a man.

 

 We can go on even further. The military. When I served in the navy, we learned various egress protocols and such. We learned how to perform a fireman carry. And have learned other such tactics to save a shipmate. I, in fact, worked with a few female firemen. I’m telling you, not one of them would have been able to lift us. We tried! That’s the navy. What about a combat role? If a soldier was to get shot and needs to get the hell outta the line of fire, who’s likelier to help? The 5’10 195lb man? Or the 5’4 125lb woman.

Yes, I’m coming off as a huge ass right now. But I don’t care. Peoples lives are put at risk every day because we as a society are too busy jerking each other off on how diverse everyone is. Don’t confuse this, I’m not saying we should never have women serving in these roles. Instead, I say that if they want to work alongside men in these jobs. They need to meet the same admission standards as their male counterparts.

Lets Just Get Started

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I have so much to talk about and not enough brain power to type it. sorry in advance but I’m not the best when it comes to writing. iv always had a passion but never enough smarts to put whats in my head in writing and not make it look dumb. I guess practice makes perfect so what the heck lets give it a shot well, here I lay in my bed once again trying to not sleep. to this day it makes no sense to me. I love sleep…a lot yet I always seem to stay awake as long as I can. I believe it was Warren Zevon who said “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” I guess I’m awake though because of the pending operation. its a long story but here you are, so strap in sally.I joined the Navy right out of high school. I didn’t have much for dreams. all I really wanted in life was a family. but none the less gotta make money, and me not being too big in the smarts department kinda stopped the collage idea. BTW I’m glad I didn’t go. I left with two thoughts in my head. 1. GET ME OUT OF HERE2. I hope my girlfriend comes with meWell, I succeeded and shortly after finishing boot camp and my other schooling I was on my way to Virginia with my now wife. and life was great the end…not yet though. my job in the navy was boilers. I was a machinist mate. it is a hard, dirty and grueling job. most of the sailors on the ship practically had a 9-5 type job…. but the engineers..well no dice. we would work a 6×6 shift nonstop the whole time we were underway. that means I work 6 hours on and 6 hours off. over and over and over and you get the point.the 6 on wasn’t so bad after awhile. but my 6 off well I have 6 hours to eat, shower shave do laundry. 6 hours to study for advancement. oh and that’s right you gotta sleep at some point. and this was every day of the week. no days off. I’ve never been a smoker. but I would pretend to just to use the smoke deck(it was the only time I got to see sunlight). understand though, I would never give it back. I love my country and the job I did for it. which leads me to the tough part of the story. for this is what changed my life forever. being a machinist mate means that you work at the bottom of the ship. well, one fine day aboard the ship called the USS WASP I was heading out to work. I had just had some breakfast and was eager to go. we were on the Atlantic ocean heading for Spain. the mission bringing back our marines who just got done fighting in the Iraq war. we were about two days out from making port. I headed out of the mess hall and over to the hanger bay. from there it was DOWN DOWN DOWN. like I said the bottom of the ship. then it happened the moment that changed me forever. I reach the last ladder…then well I’m not sure if I was all me. or if it was the ship rocking. or just both….but I fell. I fell straight down 7ft directly on the side of my right foot. what resulted was a 5’8 230lb man fractured the bones on the outside of his foot. and severed all but one tendon in his ankle. the one still attached well it was barely there. so to wrap it up that moment ended my career in the navy. after waiting about a year I was able to have the operation to reattach my tendons( they thought I was crying wolf) now I’m not sure if it was because it took so long or just because….but the operation didn’t work out so well. I would never be 100% what I was…fast forward to now, and I’m having a second crack at the operation. this Tuesday to be exact. a lot changed since then. I got a job at a foundry I’m still married to my high school sweetie and I have three beautiful Daughters(and guns I have guns. and I have my marksmen medal too).so I’m a mix of emotions right now. I’m off work and gonna be that way until August. problem is as much as I bitch about it, I like to go to work. I feel guilty being home like this. and now that I’m having the surgery I’m really not gonna be much help to my wife. I’m going mad. heck, I’m writing a blog.